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Educated Lame

A black man or woman who positions themselves above other members of their community for having achieved some level of academic or professional success. Identified by a pompous attitude, braggadocious mannerisms, and an exaggerated sense of self importance.They think having an advanced degree or a medium-to-high earning job makes them spectacular even though other groups consider those things the bare minimum.But because they are not adhering to the stereotypes of being lazy and uneducated they think they’re gods. They typically take up contrarian views with little ability to defend them and take to social media to espouse their pseudo-woke ideals on race and gender issues.

In relationships, an educated lame thinks of themselves as the prize and will often possess a long list of frivolous requirements that further cement their image as a “thinking man”. Their partner is a reflection of themselves, so they want someone of equal intellect and striking natural looks who will adhere to the power couple dynamic but still be impressed by their less than average achievements.They claim to be above things like religion but expect their partner to adhere to christian ideals of submission and obedience to satisfy their egos. They are also know for being hypocrites. They are allowed to possess every quality they demean, but in their minds, their success makes them “one of the good ones” and, therefore, immune to criticism.
Ex. 1
Person 1: Now that I have achieved my degree and am making a staggering $55,000 a year I need to start investing and building. I don’t have time to complain about things like racism any more because I worked for everything that I have.

Person 2: damn man, you sound like an educated lame.

Ex.2

Educated lame: I could never date a partner with weave and fake nails now that I am in the top 50% of men. It’s a sign of low morals and intelligence. She better not have kids either.

Person 1: Don’t you have two kids?

Educated Lame: Yeah but that’s different. I’m a high value man who is hard to come by. And it’s not like I’m really a dad because I make my baby momma do all the work.
by Onat-ural September 6, 2021
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physical education

A sexual position in which the girl does a handstand and her back is supported by a row of lockers. The guy gets on top of the lockers and proceeds to fuck her in a downwards motion. Extremely difficult to execute, but the bragging rights are enormous if you can do it.
Ali did some mad physical education after school with Matt. Her arms weren't the only things that were sore the next day.
by the Ezmeister October 30, 2010
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Educated swigs

An educated guess at how much alcohol constitutes a shot from a bottle. Usually done when shot glasses are unavailable or you're too drunk to see/find it
You should have seen me last night; I must have had like a dozen shots. Can't say for sure, I was taking educated swigs
by Salmonite December 6, 2009
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SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)

some dumb shit certificate and program built to make South Australian teenagers kill themselves. if this doesnt kill them university will.
2nd smartest person in the world: yo bro did you pass the SACE?
smartest person in the world: nah cunt this bullshits fucked, it killed joe
2nd smartest person in the world (now the dumbest person in the world): who's joe?

SACE (South Australian Certificate of Education)
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The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
by anonymous May 2, 2023
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ill-educated

A word used by people who are "uneducated".
I be ill-educated.
by iteachgrammar February 29, 2016
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educated

Refers to a beating often severe or even deadly inflicted on a person by another, esp. a outlaw biker. One who says or does something insulting or threatening to a biker will probably be educated, meaning he has learned, hopefully, to not be stupid and cop an attitude around a patch wearing biker. Often it is a drunk guy in a party or bar who thinks he can beat the biker in a fight. Maybe he can but if he does he will be educated later by the rest of the club, hence the saying "one on all, all on one".
A friend asks another about his black eyes, missing teeth and stitched up face. The friend says he hit on a biker's old lady at a party and the biker became angry and educated him, teaching him that it was the wrong thing to have done. He has learned that bikers don't suffer fools in their midst. The price of "stupid" is steep.
by fierce cravin bob December 14, 2010
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