A relationship where one,if not both,claim to have interest in each other. One, if not both, lack real interest in one another,they just play the boyfriend/girlfriend role. Leading the person on.
Susan broke up with Johnny because the person she really wanted came along. She only liked the attention Johnny showed, but not Johnny. Johnny knew it was a fake relationship.
by daddyfatsack1 May 21, 2014
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A relationship of a couple owning just one penis. This implies presumably also the ownership of a vagina.
Patricia and James live now together. They started a regular single penis relationship (SPR) after some turbulences. Cp. to Double Penis Relationship (DPR) and Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR).
by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016
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This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
What is my erection ratio? 35:1. Or in other words, my penis is 35 times longer when erect than when inerect. That makes me a hardcore grower.
by Jesus Fuckendoucher October 4, 2011
Get the Erection Ratio mug.A long distance relationship requires strong bonds and truthfullness as well as honesty. It requires two people who truely heart *Second Deffinition* or love each other. There are many levels of "Long Distance Relationships" ranging from hours away to states away or even countries away.
Gates: Hey How are you in that one girl
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man
by Jonathan Drake April 10, 2007
Get the long distance relationship mug.A Runescape erection nerd is an experiance a Runescape nerd first experiences when quitting the game.
A Runescape nerd quits and then goes outside into the real world for the first time and sees an ugly woman then gets his first erection. Runescape nerds usually walk around Gayscape and ask virtual girls to become their girl friend. The virtual girl will accept only if he is rich in the game. They do not know how each other look like nor have they meet in real life. Maybe it's big foot on the other computer.. who knows. The Runescape nerd then asks the virtual girl to "talk dirty"
The virtuall girl starts talking dirty then the Runescape nerd experiences sticky stuff coming out of his sex organ. The Runescape nerd then asks to do in-game emotions such as "headbang" The 3 pixel character then performs "headbang" for the Runescape nerd to enjoy.
A Runescape nerd quits and then goes outside into the real world for the first time and sees an ugly woman then gets his first erection. Runescape nerds usually walk around Gayscape and ask virtual girls to become their girl friend. The virtual girl will accept only if he is rich in the game. They do not know how each other look like nor have they meet in real life. Maybe it's big foot on the other computer.. who knows. The Runescape nerd then asks the virtual girl to "talk dirty"
The virtuall girl starts talking dirty then the Runescape nerd experiences sticky stuff coming out of his sex organ. The Runescape nerd then asks to do in-game emotions such as "headbang" The 3 pixel character then performs "headbang" for the Runescape nerd to enjoy.
runescape erection runescape nerd examples:
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: hey
Runescape nerd: wanna be my gf or marry me
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: do I know you asshole? picking up girls in this 4 pixel game GO GET A LIFE FUCKTARD
Runescape nerd: reported noob
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: whatever no lifer what was the last park you visited??
Runescape nerd: falador park
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Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: hey
Runescape nerd: wanna be my gf or marry me
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: do I know you asshole? picking up girls in this 4 pixel game GO GET A LIFE FUCKTARD
Runescape nerd: reported noob
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: whatever no lifer what was the last park you visited??
Runescape nerd: falador park
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by THE KILLAAAAAAAAA October 16, 2008
Get the runescape erection mug.A relationship in which two people agree that they want to be together, but can't exactly promise that they won't see other people too. Basically, to have it all: a significant other and the freedom to hook up with other people. Common during college for many post-high school relationships.
"Are you still with Joe?"
"Well, we're in a open relationship now. And it's don't ask, don't tell."
"Are you okay with that?"
"You know, it IS college, and there are so many cute guys out there..."
"Well, we're in a open relationship now. And it's don't ask, don't tell."
"Are you okay with that?"
"You know, it IS college, and there are so many cute guys out there..."
by LOVELORN? May 13, 2005
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