strategic drunk

A person who knows how to get drunk as inexpensively and efficiently as possible, with the least possible adverse side effects to their health. Such behavior may include, but not limited to: pre-drinking before clubbing, therefore having to buy less alcohol. buying drinks which have more alcohol for less money. Scoping out the bar in a club and moving in when there is little or no line. And drinking to the point of enjoyable intoxication without making oneself sick.

Sarah is a strategic drunk, she loaded up with 6 shots of martinis before even getting her pants on.

by Jimbobillybob December 9, 2008

College Drunk

Not drunk enough to black out but still pretty oblivious to one's surroundings.

Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.

by hpants February 26, 2010

drunk space

verb. To engage in MySpace.com activity while intoxicated. Including, but not limited to: adding people without discretion, leaving behind vulgar or extremely friendly comments, blogging.

Closely related to drunk dial.

When I drink, keep me away from the computer. I tend to be a drunk spacer.

by oak1eyman June 23, 2005

Drunk Pack

A backpack stuffed with couch pillows (or other large, soft items) worn by overly-intoxicated individuals to ensure the prevention of inhaling vomit while passed out. This pack is generally applied by the user's less-drunk, responsible peers.

"Damnit! Taylor is wasted, don't you think he might inhale his vomit and die while passed out?"

"No man, let's just put the drunk pack on him"

by iGoHam April 18, 2010

lunch drunk

When you have huge meal at lunch and are comletely useless when you go back to work.

Jarek was so lunch drunk that afternoon he could barely form a sentance

by rostafer January 14, 2009

Pussy Drunk

The state of euphoria after having vaginal intercourse. Pussy Drunk happens most frequently after breaking a long dry spell. This state of mind lasts 1-2 days however, it has been known to last a full week. Symptoms include being overly stoked, daydreaming of the event, and trouble focusing on a task.

"Hey Troy, I'm pussy drunk right now, so much that I can't focus on anything right now"

"I noticed. You can't even string together a coherent sentence."

by NeonOriginal July 25, 2013

Drunk Hungry

when you will literally eat anything

Dude I totally regret being drunk hungry last night, I gained at least 10lbs eating that mcdonalds

by Mr. Drunk Hungry December 2, 2011