Draco Malfoy

the shit you find in your milk after its left out for days on end

Mom: WTF IS IN YOUR CUP?!

You: DAMN IT, DRACO MALFOY, GTFO YOU WHITE PIECE OF SHIT!

by Djsteelerz45 September 10, 2009

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drachnem

Alias for web/gaming created by Thomas M. Otte in the early 90s in Dialo II/Moh-AA and other games.

"haha look I have drachnem's ear"

by Thomas M. Otte August 20, 2007

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drayc • Drayce • drayche • draycin • Draycott • Draco Malfoy • Draco • drac • daycation • Dracarys

daycist

A person who intently discriminates on when to kick it based on certain days

"I only like to kick it on the weekends and not weekdays."

"Dude your an ignorant daycist."

by DIRB ENT April 10, 2009

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*ahem* DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A BAD PERSON! HE WAS FORCED INTO BECOMING A DEATH EATER!!! HE WAS CLEARLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! YOU CAN SEE HIS DRASTIC CHANGE IN BEHAVIOR FROM THE FOURTH BOOK TO THE LAST! HE WAS BROKEN AND HURT! HE JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO LOVE! BUT EVERYONE IS TOO BUSY HATING HIS FAMILY AND NAME TO ACTUALLY SEE THAT! DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A VILLAN! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!!!

My Therapist: so, your mom tells me you have a very weird obsession with a Harry Potter character?
Me: yeah, Draco Malfoy.
Therapist: Wasn't he a villain?
Me: SHUT UP! HE WAS NOT A VILLAIN HE IS A SOFT BEAN BOI AND I LOVE HIM!

by anonymous September 9, 2020

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