DP

Drought Pussy

Guy 1:My girl is Niagara Falls down there.

Guy 2:CAP!CAAAPP!
Guy 1: How would you know that, I'm in

there not you. Infact, she was mad

wet last night.

Guy 2:Bro, she don't trust me!

(Guy 3 pulls up)

Guy 1: Yo this man telling me MY girl is

not wet, as if he'd know.

(Guy 3 looks at Guy 2 -I cant no more)

Guy 3: Bro he knows cause he fucked yo

bitch!

(Guy 2 to Guy 3)
Guy 2: You fucked her too! Sorry bro I

would say it that one time her

pussy was off but we both fucked

and had that same experience.

Guy 3: Yeah your girl got that DP!

Guy 1: DP?!

Guy 2: Drought Pussy!

( Guy 1's girl comes home looks at Guy 2 and 3 and then at her "man" Guy 1)

Guy 1's Girl: Hey Baby! Wat yall doing

playing Warzone!

Guy 2

And 3: Actually, we just leaving.

Guy 1: Nah, nah, Don't leave now!!!

by IWasonceanut September 18, 2020

DP

dp is short for dick pic

hey b, can u hmu w that dp ;)

by happygrass July 25, 2018

DP PRINCESS

Did you know that Hiede is a DP Princess?
How do you know that?
I think you know👌💕.
Oh yeah right.

She took one in her pussy and one in her asshole. She is a DP PRINCESS alright.

by Seamus McDong January 5, 2022

Dp

Dispensary

Yo let's hit up the dp

by Donthitmeup May 26, 2019

DPS

Acronym:Damn Piece of Shit

Jack : Where's your car ?
Dean : The DPS blew a rod.

by Kobrakidlibtrugaystraight June 8, 2020

dp merch

big long cock

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021

dp handshake

A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.

Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.

by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017