doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.
being a complete asshole when is suits you..
pulling a douche-bag move
being a complete asshole when is suits you..
pulling a douche-bag move
Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery
Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery
Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery
by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010
a game similar to "punchbuggie" where you punch someone and yell "douche car!" when you see one.
Criteria for a douchcar include:
- super loud music
- people hollering out the windows
- cheesy painting
- speeding with loud muffler
- a douche is driving the car
- vanity plate
- low riding
- ridiculous rims or spoilers
one or any combination of there douche factors can classify something as a douche car and you can punch someone for it, but once they punch you you can't punch them for the same car.
Criteria for a douchcar include:
- super loud music
- people hollering out the windows
- cheesy painting
- speeding with loud muffler
- a douche is driving the car
- vanity plate
- low riding
- ridiculous rims or spoilers
one or any combination of there douche factors can classify something as a douche car and you can punch someone for it, but once they punch you you can't punch them for the same car.
*cars speeds by well guys yell profane comments at pedestrians*
Jordana: "Douchcar!" *punches kathleen*
Kathleen: "ya that was a douche car"
Jordana: "Douchcar!" *punches kathleen*
Kathleen: "ya that was a douche car"
by JordanaKathleen February 11, 2012
When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine February 25, 2011
Another word for Man Bun
by ddonley88 April 15, 2016
A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.
by PLe1 March 06, 2009
As the Fascist leader Mussolini was known as Il Duce, the term "Il Douche" is used to describe the number one leader of douchebags(you know who you are) and/or all that is douchey............
by sheila in the car July 21, 2010