Douchebag

A person that is always doing one of three things (Sometimes more then one at once). First, drinking stories (this usually includes how much alcohol was consumed as well as what was done during and after consumption of said alcohol, usually these stories are incredibly over-exaggerated and not welcomed by the intended audience). Second, the douchebag, in his native habitat, is wearing Tapout, Affliction, or Ed Hardy "Gear". These stylistic choices are usually accompanied by spiked hair, fist pumping, and Jager-Bombs (and for a short period "Four Loco"). Third, the douchebag only refers to the female gender as: Bitch, slut, whore, grenade, and/or land-mine.

Douchebag #1 - Lets spike up our respective hair do's, throw on our Ed Hardy Gear, and do some Jager-bombs!!!

Douchebag #2 - Sg, but you gotta take tha' grenade chick that hangs out with that slut i've been trying to bang all weekend, I called dibs

Douchebag #1 - K, but your buyin the Jag-Bombs...

Onlooking Bro #1 - Bro, those guys are douchebags

Onlooking Bro #2 - Thats Chill

by nattybrochill420 December 20, 2010

Doucheburg

The post art school dormitory, hipster parade, fuschia loving neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York that was formerly known as Williamsburg.

I saw your stupid ex-boyfriend in Union Square today rocking stretch jeans, sporting a faux-hawk, and not talking to his tiny Asian girlfriend but he was listening to the Arcade Fire so loud on his ipod i guess he didn't notice me. He rolled down and hopped the L home to Doucheburg and prolly The Royal Oak for the birthday party du jour.

by Chevron Lucite December 4, 2005

douchebag music

A genre of music ergonomically designed for the fragile female mind. Similar to the concept of boy-bands, but more ambiguous. Most often artists of this genre are single guys of questionable sexual orientation. James Blunt, Gavin DeGraw, and John Mayer are all good examples. A simple way to determine whether music in question is in fact douchebag music is to listen to the sound of the drums. Do they sound muffled, almost as if there were feathers in them? This tendancy towards feathery drums is a telltale sign, as is romanticized lyrics and lots of plays on "current" radio stations your mom listens to. It is girly and you probably pretend you think it sucks but you secretly love it.

Maya: You know, Death Cab for Cutie is kind of douchebag music.
Krista: Shut up, no it's not!
Maya: Yes, it is. All their songs are about love and there's definite feather-drummage going on there.
Krista: Well, yes, I suppose... let's say it's borderline douchebag music.

by leshark November 9, 2008

Seasonal Affective Douchebag

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.

I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.

by funkspiel December 4, 2009

Douchebaggedly

In the manner of a douchebag.

In a manner that implies that one is the cleaning product for vaginas (lesser than a vagina)

Man 1:He douchebaggedly responded that he recieved straight A's in high school.

Man 2:Wow, what a douchebag

by The Movie King September 18, 2006

douchebag

An obnoxious, pretentious, self-important jerk who’s oblivious to their own ridiculousness.

John Edwards is a douchebag

South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.

Stan: No dude, your a douche.

John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?

Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.

by LivvyGrl December 23, 2011

Douchebag

Kanye West.

A douchebag totally disrespected Taylor Swift at the VMAs.

by vyexcel September 15, 2009