I donkey kong

Another way of saying I don't know or idk, but much more fun. Can pretty much be said at any time without being inappropriate.

Can also be abbreviated as "idk".

Example one:

Person 1: Hey, are you still going to the movies with Rob?
Person 2: I donkey kong, he broke up with me last night.
Person 1: Ahahahahah... ;D

Example two:

Person 1: My brother just died... :'(
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something to comfort me... :'(
Person 2: I donkey kong.
Person 1: Thanks, I feel a lot better now. :) *hug*

by guitarlegends915 and windwaker915 July 19, 2006

donkey penis

A penis of a donkey

the donkey penis was really big

by steven September 13, 2003

Donked

Also "donked up", Something is donked if it has been destroyed, damaged beyond repair, made moot, "totaled" in the context of automobiles, etc. If someone "donked it up", they messed up/screwed up/were responsible for the thing having become/having been donked. Originally from the tv program Adventure Time, which is known for its original internal slang.

Finn, you donked up my photos!

by BriftBlue May 26, 2018

Wonky donkey

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.

I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey

by crude but true September 20, 2010

Donkey Bitch

A degrading name that you express when you have just kicked Donkey Kong's ass in super smash brothers.

TAKE THAT DONKEY BITCH!!!

by Danstartsfires January 18, 2009

doinkenstine

a zombie-esque sex slave

i dont think she really wants him, he walks around in a doped-out daze half the time, I think hes just her doinkenstine.

by bigtimedoinkenstine May 4, 2008

donkey cakes

Donkey cakes is anotha way of describing a female with a nice,big fat ass!

Hot damn,that girls got some DONKEY CAKES in those Jeans!!!!!

by T-MAN THE REALIST September 27, 2010