whacking the dodo

the final hand-job before a vasectomy

"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"

"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."

by Emvaya May 6, 2020

Oven Dodger

A derogatory term used to describe a person of Jewish faith or descent. Refers to the cremation of Jews during the holocaust.

You fucking yamaka-wearing oven dodger!

by pseudonym March 11, 2005

dodecasexual

A person who is attracted to men, women, hemaphradites, animals and inanimate objects either animated or real.

DEATH is a dodecasexual as he is attracted to all these things (as he fucks everyone/everything sometime) although he has a small problem with the inanimate objects, but why do you think things break so often???

by gothboy07 July 30, 2007

Dodson

A departure from the ordinary. It steals your breath, stops your heart then restarts it at twice the speed. Makes you smile (even if you don't want to.) Leaves you with a feeling of extreme loss when gone.

Only effective following the name: Elizabeth

I've only experienced a Dodson once in my life but it was life changing.

by OverwellingingSmitten November 16, 2012

debt dodger

A Person who puts off paying their bills.

Ok, so I'm a debt dodger.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

Salad Dodger

A non offensive term refering to fat people.

Man watch it there is a salad dodger checking you out. Or you can say thats a lifetime salad dodger.

by Shayfer Mosness February 5, 2004

dodgin

To ignore a request, sexual advance, or invitation usually by lying, rude denial, misdirection, ignoring, or pleading ignorance of the request.

"Hey bro you wanna be on my arena team?"
"Sorry man I got some teammates lined up already, otherwise I would."
"You dodgin me, bro?"

"You wanna come up to my room?"
"Umm... I have to get up early tomorrow."
"Man, she's dodgin"

by PogoTribal March 19, 2009