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Docking: Two men are gathered… one circumcised, the other, not circumcised. The non-circumcised individual places his erect penis to the tip of the other gentleman who then pulls his foreskin over the two heads and proceeds to jerk them both off.
Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”
Docking by cdougy Jackson Pendelton September 30, 2016
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dockyard oyster 

Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.
Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
dockyard oyster by Satandog February 2, 2006
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An expert in docking. A man with a stretchy, elastic or pliable foreskin capable of enveloping the head of another man's penis.
Doctor Jay proved to be quite the docktor... after he engulfed the acorn head of Mark's penis within his voluminous web of foreskin.
Docking is the adhering of two or more flappy skinned cocks stretching over and under the call of duty for optimal climax inside the foreskin walls vip room
I walked in on Jose and leche docking in the bedroom. It looked like a Fifi bag dressed in flesh tone.
Docking by Roobeer March 5, 2020

docking a quimbsby 

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis
jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty
A Dockus is a male that was once aloud to leave the house to interact with his friends. Then multiplied his duties at home, and is no longer aloud to hangout unless it’s a ‘work event’!
Dude, remember how fun John before he became a Dockus?
dockus by FunGuyOhio7 July 20, 2019

Dijon docking

When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.
Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?
Dijon docking by Bigrik420 November 11, 2020