Dinglefoot

When you step in dog shit with your bare feet you have a case of the dinglefoot.

Oh damn that smells like dinglefoot.

by dingleheimer November 15, 2011

Dinglebeardies

Food that gets stuck on someones beard after eating. Also see dingleberries

"Did you see thise crumbs in that guys beard?"
"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."

by gtothedtothem November 21, 2011

Dingle-bling

Any of the startup and shutdown sounds or chimes that software, computers, cell phones, etc make for no particular reason other than to announce their presence, as if to say "look at me!".

The windows startup sound is a particularly annoying piece of dingle-bling. The windows shutdown sound, however, is always a welcome heard dingle-bling. Especially on Friday afternoons.

by icegeek March 24, 2012

Dingle Cobbler

The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...

Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...

Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?

by cobbler4u July 19, 2013

dingleheist

The theft of dingleberries, to steal ones butt nuggets.

Dude, I took a dump earlier and wasn't sure the tp we had would work. Boy was I wrong, it was a complete dingleheist. It robbed my ass of its nuggets.

by jackjester666 October 15, 2013

dingle wacket

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

by dr alley September 21, 2015

Dinglehopper

Ariel (from Disney's film The Little Mermaid) calles a 'fork' a dinglehopper and uses it for her hair.

Ariel: I need to get a new dinglehopper! *Goes to Walmart*
Store clerk: Hello, how can I help you?
Ariel: I need a dinglehopper, could you show me where they are?
Store clerk: ?........
Ariel: For hair....
Store clerk: Ohhhhhhhhhhh. You mean a DINGLEHOPPER

Dinglehoppers are great for hair and food!

by Error666 March 11, 2017