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decrepid man

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"
by Greg Satin January 15, 2003
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Football Degree

to have a degree in football you will also need a degree in acting/drama.......take portugeuse goalie ricardo.....ever seen him play you'll understand what i meen
bob had a football degree, hes good at drama and can kick a ball
by G.M. Inc. September 25, 2004
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Two-Degree Rule

A rule of dating that educated thirtysomething singles resort to after growing tired of dating hairdressers and waitresses who are for the most part uneducated. The rule states that in order for you to date her, she must have two college degrees. Of course, this only applies to dating. Random hookups with the uneducated are still allowed when the rule is invoked.
Guy 1: That waitress chick you hooked up with last night at waffles-r-us was a hottie. You should date her.

Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.
by B. Larison January 7, 2007
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super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...
I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!
by max December 2, 2003
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45 Degree angled haircut

Woah, is that a 45 degree angled haircut! Are you gay!
by SEXGODOFWOMAN123 March 18, 2020
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"Internet address" degree of too much information

Refers to an "extreme" level of grossly over-sharing personal/graphic/disgusting details --- it would read, "www.tmi.com", an acronym which stands for "Way, Way, Wayyyyy Too Much Information; Come On, Man!"
Stud #1: I got my first blowjob while taking a crap on my girlfriend's toilet. It was awesome, and I found that it even helped me to poop more easily.
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!
by QuacksO July 30, 2018
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Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver

The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018
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