Guy One: Dani's definitely a butterface. I'd put a bag over her face.
Guy Two: Or just shove her face into the bed, the whole time
Guy Two: Or just shove her face into the bed, the whole time
by NewCaney's FireBurner November 04, 2019
by controllZ March 14, 2021
A danis is a weird extraterrestrial eastern european god. In the roman times the bosnian civilization believed Danis was responsible for seduction, sex and love. Nowadays a Danis is known for his charms and his sexappeal. They are strong males, with a very large penis that they use to make people fall in love with them.
by DeOranjeKastanje November 22, 2021
A bean that uses unitys particle system to disguise as a human, he is also a thick ragdoll that drinks milk to be a boner.
person 1: How did you become so thicc like dani?
person 2: By drinking milk with unitys particle system
person 2: By drinking milk with unitys particle system
by ColerCOoler2010 October 11, 2020
Dani is an very special person. He is so intelligent and he always has the best answers. He is the funniest person i know. His jokes always make me laugh out loud. When you are with Dani you feel like you are the best version of yourself. You can tell Dani everything because you know that he won‘t tell anybody and he understands you. We love Dani:)
Somebody: „Hey who is this charming and funny guy overthere?“
Me: „Its Dani.“
Somebody: „You must be really glad that you know him.“
Me: „Yes I am.“
Me: „Its Dani.“
Somebody: „You must be really glad that you know him.“
Me: „Yes I am.“
by Re:) January 31, 2022
The King Dani
by Nigel McKinley February 06, 2022
Dani is the type of girl who can light up a room with her very presence. When Dani walks into a room the whole mood can change, she can walk into a funeral and make everybody's faces light up with joy just at the sight of her. Dani usually has bottomless, captivatingly stunning brown eyes which can suck you in like a black hole and hold you within them for all eternity. She usually has chocolate brown hair, great style, flawless body, and a one of a kind pussy. If you are dating Dani you are a lucky man, she will treat you with the most love you have ever had in your entire life and she is worth keeping for all of eternity.
Friend 1: "Hey do you see that girl over there?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, she is absolutely stunning, what's her name?"
Friend 1: "I'm not sure but she looks like a real Dani."
Friend 2: "For sure."
Friend 2: "Yeah, she is absolutely stunning, what's her name?"
Friend 1: "I'm not sure but she looks like a real Dani."
Friend 2: "For sure."
by Smoke Pope November 13, 2023