Cutting a Pineapple

Making up a saying without telling your friends what it means and laughing to confuse them, when in reality, it doesn't actually mean anything at all.

Matt, do you know what cutting a pineapple is?

Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>

by Shutupimgonnakillyou February 5, 2010

Cutting the log

After taking a big shit thats very lengthy then stand up and peeing on it trying to cut it in half. From South Park

Kenneth tried to cutting the log but failed.

by BigHardDump December 12, 2012

Cutting Ass

An act where an individual engages in self harm in their nether regions.

Nadine: bro, did you see edriss?
Sadaf: no? What's wrong
Nadine: he's cutting his ass in the bathroom mirror.

Edriss: THOSE ARE MY STRETCH MARKS!
Nadine: we saw you cutting ass!

by AssCuttingProvention.org October 4, 2018

cutting

When you can't afford quality weed but you can afford a sharp knife.

Smoking weed is less lethal for you then cutting is. Therefore, you should choose smoking weed over cutting because if you cut the wrong artery or lose 30% of your blood, you can go into cardiac arrest. Weed makes you hungry and tired and makes your eyes redden. Which would you choose?

by IAmRonPaul April 7, 2014

Cutting my grass

When someone tries to take over your drug dealing business. They go to your custees and try to sell them their shit.

Brian is going to get the shit kicked out of him! He's cutting my grass!

by anonimous June 17, 2006

buttering

Doing a 360 around your thumb with a pen, marker, pencil, or other writting utensil. Although difficult to get down at first, it becomes second nature to butter around 7 times in a row.

English was slow today, so I was buttering with my pen for twenty minutes and got 15 in a row.

by gone laggs May 4, 2010

cutting

when depressed people slit their wrists usually, or other parts of skin on their body to let the anger and depression out...sometimes leads to bleeding to death.

never cut yourself. ever.

by krazykat September 4, 2005