Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground

Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow

by JediXT April 13, 2005

cristal

Cristal is a very respectful girl who like to have fun while at the same time always makes time for church, california, and prayer... she is devoted to the lord and jesus and is saving herself for someone who is already saved by the lord. Amen.

"Let's party! Wait until Cristal is back from church"

by BrownSuga July 28, 2013

cristain

A real babe he is a sweet guy he can akways make somebody laugh his smile warms you uppp so much he is just so loveable like you need him to be your boyfriend

Oh my god Cristain told this hilarious joke!

by Girlll547 March 8, 2016

crystal magic

A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!

Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 23, 2021

Crystal

That weird person your friends with who eats paper

Crystal: (eats paper)
You: Crystal stop eating paper

Crystal: (eats more paper)

by 147hi May 28, 2019

Crystal

The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.

"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".

by ButtscratcherNZ June 20, 2011