by Dog water inc October 13, 2015
An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.
by Xenfire March 07, 2009
Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
by Anonymous August 06, 2003
when you collect dried cum from various objects and locations ( ex. bed sheets, tip of penis, faces, genitalia, pillow cases, breasts, toilet seats, computer keyboards, showers, underpants exc.)than you proceed to crumble the dried cum into fine powder and put it in a line and snort it.
once i woke up in the morning to do my laundry just like every other day, when i noticed a very large amount of dried cum on my bed sheets so i proceeded to perform a crusty franklin on top of my dryer while pleasuring myself.
by holly and bec <3 December 07, 2008
them:wer cool lets have the crusties
Us: dont start things u cant finish u illiterate pikey fuckers
(in memory of marcus' lost tooth to an overly aggressive and eventually cowardly pikey)
Us: dont start things u cant finish u illiterate pikey fuckers
(in memory of marcus' lost tooth to an overly aggressive and eventually cowardly pikey)
by pete April 26, 2003
This girl is crusty and dusty with brown hair. She is very thicc. She also wants ur help to be featured.
Crusty dusty is here.
by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 01, 2018
by TheBrooklynSteamer May 27, 2015