Crunchy

Cringy type of Weird

That man looks crunchy

by Dope Boi Loxo March 2, 2020

Crunchy

Crunchy can be used to describe someone who has done something foolish or is exhausted. Common slang from the 1990s used "crunchy" to mean foolish or embarrassing in a public way.

I tripped in front of them, and now I feel so crunchy!

by mecca71 October 31, 2025

crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug

Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old

by 123sheshe September 23, 2019

Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

Crunchies

When you’re crossed and craving an in-n-out double double and fries or something with an equally high amount of calories.

Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.

by Anderews February 9, 2019

Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Crunchy

1.Used to describe something awesome and altogether worth consumption.
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable

1.Does this nug look crunchy to you?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.

2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?

by Clockwork Phoenix July 14, 2019