cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021

Oxford Cracker

The act of smearing duck pate and caviar on someone's gooch to devour.

I gave my best friend John a right good oxford cracker.

by Dex the neeg June 26, 2021

Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.

Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!

by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021

trash cracker

Trash Cracker is the most rednecker person you’ve ever met who lives in a trailer and has a yard full of random cars.

Did you see that trash cracker at Apple Bee’s on a date night dipping fries in an Oreo Shake

by OGTrashCracker December 18, 2021

crackery cracker

A racist (toward black people) white person who does crack and talk sh*t about black people being slaves.

JAYDEN:I hate all the balcks! They all deserve to be slaves. *smokes crack* *blabbers on*
ANNA: YOU'RE A CRACKERY CRACKER WHY SHOULD ANYONE LISTEN TO YOU
JAYDEN: you smell of fish, shut up.

by alicewashere_ March 3, 2022

Paula cracker

The girl who cheated on 2D with his own band member and got kicked out of Gorillaz,like the horrible person she is

Paula cracker is a rat who didn't deserve 2D

by UrLocalGorillazFanGirl April 11, 2023

what the cracker?

another way of saying what the hell.

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??

by Melanie November 15, 2003