craff

To cry and laugh at the same time.

She kicked by balls and I couldn't stop craffing.

by Sue Bob Murphy December 12, 2006

craft bum

When your girlfriend comes to bed after putting in a good 10 hour World of Warcraft shift and all you can smell is the hum of her sweaty bum from sitting in the chair for so long.

Boyfriend: Jesus christ, what the hell stinks?
Girlfriend addicted to WOW: tehehe that's just my craft bum

by Lil Nate Dawg February 23, 2009

CRAFT

C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing

"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"

by mrmackey May 6, 2010

nick craft

a guy who thinks hes better than everyone else and has to "one up" all his friends. needs to be the center of attention at all times. someone who is also known as "nick the dick" or "fag of the universe" likes to have anal relations with extremely ugly women who most times turned out to be men. hes ass hole.

Nick Craft "can i have anal sex with you sexy"
Rue paul: "sure baby what ever you like"
me so horny i love you long time!!!

by italian stalion May 11, 2013

Kentucky Crawfish

Spend a few months growing out your facial hair, preferably a big bushy 'stache. Find a girl. While eating her out, the aforementioned facial hair will tickle her area. When she laughs, smack the shit out of her face.

Holy shit, did you just Kentucky Crawfish that bitch?

by Le Parch August 29, 2010

Mining the Craft

V. The act of playing Minecraft.

Guy One: Dude, last night I was Mining the Craft all night.
Guy Two: You have way too much time on your hands, don't you?
Guy One: ... *Punches Guy Two in the Face*

by Gaikin February 28, 2011

Biloxi crawfish

gential lice you catch from unsavory woman at the project longue in biloxi Missiissppi

I took this whore home from the project last night and that bitch gave me a case of Biloxi crawfish.

by Edaurdo Jones October 13, 2007