Snap crap

the act of sending a snapchat of the poop you have just made to a friend in the hopes of making their morning a little brighter.

dave: I just got a snap from jim
mark: its probably a snap crap, he just left his desk 5 minutes age.
dave: (opens snap) Damn! thats a solid push, at least 8 inches!
snapchatcrap

by zimplr January 11, 2016

crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.

Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!

by Jess Tuchscherer December 11, 2007

Can of crap

1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.

2.) A can that is full of crap.

Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.

by jeffbo April 10, 2009

crap pants

to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.

Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.

by da p September 25, 2005

rap crap

1) An extreme dislike for rap music.

2) May also be abbreviated as RC

1) Joe: What is that horrible noise I hear coming from that car?

Bob: Nothin' but some rap crap man!

2) Bob: Turn down that fucking RC!

by WordFreak June 28, 2011

Crap and Fap

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

by JMGraham January 5, 2009

crap rap

mediocre rap artist that samples classic rap beats and have talentless end rhyme.

Did you hear Crime Mob's crap rap? It sucks.

by Taul Trio July 20, 2006