How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.
In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".
by QuacksO March 4, 2025
Get the courtship vs. ship-courtmug. The worst fucking school ever. Do not send ur children here, unless you want Miss Maccines to chase them down the halls
by ihatesomeofumfs February 1, 2023
Get the Baylis Court Schoolmug. when everyone comes together to decide and punish the baddest girl or guy in the group for a sexual act they deny, that can be proven true or false
pod get to smut court for the crimes you have committed with chris and denying snow blowing with him
by andlausuzdixmike October 9, 2008
Get the smut courtmug. When a non-issue or an issue that has no business being on trial ends up wasting time, resources, and attention in the judicial system. It highlights the absurdity of certain cases that should never have reached a courtroom.
"They're arguing over whether doctors can perform life-saving procedures because of some stupid, outdated law. Classic case of court rot."
"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"
"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"
by jetskeedog December 12, 2024
Get the Court Rotmug. A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
Get the Half Court Hoopermug. by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025
Get the Sitting court sidemug. by Pinchdoof March 18, 2023
Get the Moot my Courtmug.