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Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
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Cop Shopping

When a shallow narcissistic person wants revenge really badly and the local cops won't do anything. They then go cop shopping from district to district until they can file false charges and police reports. Usually practicing their lies from cop to cop as they go district to district around the area they actually live in.
Carol Baskin couldn't get any Tampa judges to do anything about The Tiger King, so she went cop shopping around Florida until she found a judge that would help her sue him.
by CopShoppin March 30, 2023
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Robo-cop it

When a young Royal Marines Commando is called out on potential falsehoods and is charged with proving his spurious remarks or comments to be in fact true, he will be offered the challenge of ‘Robo-cop it’ if said Marine takes up the Robo-cop challenge there are two possible outcomes.

1. He is not in fact chatting shit but is a purveyor of facts at which point he is allowed to switch fire to targets in depth or return fire to the Challenger.

2. He is found to be touting lies and allegations he will duly have his head shaved in the fashion of Murphy from the motion picture Robo-Cop.
Marine Smith: Well I told the sergeant Major he can go fuck himself!

Mne Jones: Fuck off did ya, Robo-Cop it!

Marine Smith: Right I did and just walked off he did nothing!

LCpl Wright: Fuck off did ya, I was outside.

The lads: ROBO-COP HIM! YEEESEESSSSS!
by Stupid Disco February 10, 2021
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cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.
Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.
by xzybit March 8, 2006
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cop a feel

Unpredictable grabbing or touching of someone's private areas while acting innocent of action taken.
Mostly used for shock value or foreplay.
A woman who is not your friend will usually find this very offensive and not humorous, however most men would
enjoy receiving this action.
While we were watching people dancing my friend said
" Don't dance close to that ass, he will try to cop a feel."
by teaser January 2, 2006
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Cop Z's

Quote from TV series Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Will - "G, I'm gonna take Lady Penelope out to the Opera, Cop a few Z's ( Cop Z's ), and show Uncle Phil that im responsible. This weekend, I'm with Ziggy."

When one is sleeping, in text it is shown as "ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ". It Indicates snoring. There for to Cop Z's means to obtain sleep.
by Haseeb Futuristic Patail August 16, 2006
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cop the needle

To become annoyed.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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