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Confuse choke

When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019
mugGet the Confuse chokemug.

Confusion Day

September 30,confusion day. This is the day where everything and everyone is confused about different topics.
Ted: Hey, what are we doing today?
Emily: I don't really know. Everything just feels so confusing today.
Felicia: Guys, everything is confusing cause today is Confusion Day!
Ted and Emily: Oh yeah that's right.
by felicia the hairy squid September 30, 2021
mugGet the Confusion Daymug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Metallurgy Artistry Starts At 6 Milliseconds And Ends In 20 Hours Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Metallurging<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Metallurgy Artistry Starts At 6 Milliseconds And Ends In 20 Hours Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Metallurging<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Metallurgy Artistry Starts At 6 Milliseconds And Ends In 20 Hours Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Metallurging<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be
"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"
by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024
mugGet the confused but never bemug.

Confused twerking

A phrase in YouTube comments. There is also other variants like sad twerking, confused twerking, etc. These can be found commonly under YouTube comments
*Touch my Little Mix*

Comment1: Confused twerking

Comment2: Stop twerking everyone

Comment3: Happy twerking
by Sebby294 June 7, 2021
mugGet the Confused twerkingmug.
A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
mugGet the as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bagmug.

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