5 definitions by American Chicken

Someone in your friend group that is so boring and unfunny that your only friends with him because you feel terrible for him.
"Dude David is such a Somohano I don't really want to talk to him anymore"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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A friend that gets mad over offensive jokes or when you do stupid shit. And has the sense of humor of a woman.
"Wow what a Lactating man he sure is bitch."
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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A male who loves to cum on his girls vagina and lick the cum off of it.
"Jerry is such a fag! He told me he loves StickyClit!"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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A male who always choices his girlfriend over everyone else. So they could have sex. These people also tend to be very horny when they are in a relationship with a girl.
"Josh is being such a fucking Coochsniffer he never wants to hang out with the boys he only wants to fuck his girlfriend!"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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