computer

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

computerguy19

A kid on the internet, usually found in the revival community. Met coke in a Skype call long ago and is very well known to have dyed his hair green. He can be a bit of a jerk, but if you get to understand him better, he's not so bad.

"coke your gonna paint the earth white" -computerguy19

by xxxman360 November 1, 2018

Computer

The thing you're using.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Guy 1: A computer
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Are you talking to yourself?

by WaysideWorks January 29, 2019

Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.

Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.

by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

Computerist

When microcomputers were first marketed in the 1970's, corporate computer departments had all sorts of people with a lot of Titles. There were Computer Operators of course, and programmers, system analysts, tape librarians, etc. But with a Microcomputer in your home, you were everything! You were The Computerist.

Give me a call if you need help programming that, I'm a Consulting Computerist.

by Ozzie321 September 13, 2020

Computer

A computer is device used for various things

Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer

by KiloCharlie2131 October 5, 2020

Computer

A machine that does work for You and even lets you find someones home address

Me: Yo dude i got a sweet new computer

Friend: thats really cool what Kind is it?

by Boyoboy420 June 11, 2021