Skip to main content

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.
When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."
by Christywood90 July 24, 2024
mugGet the colon hair mug.

Colonizing berry picker

These are fighting words. You should be outraged, or so ashamed of yourself, that you run and get wild game, preferably venison. Moose meat is ideal and hard to 'get'.

1 moose (you can stay for now)
2 moose ( all her relatives are going to come and meet you, to welcome you into the family and is that fresh moose meat?)
5 moose (you are marrying someone one in the tribe. The moose will be gone. You can have some one of two ways a) You will literally have to go rez home to rez home at dinner time and have dinner with that family and your 'new fiance' to get some of your moose meat back. This will take several days. b) When you and your girlfriend go outside late morning the Chief will have fired up the community barbecue with the whole tribe as he praises his tribal daughter for bring home a good hunter and provider. Her new husband.(that's you tugar.))

Married by the chief in informal tribe of people and witnessed by every one.
You Colonizing berry picker! Go get me some moose meat now, Tugar.
by Modern Women December 20, 2025
mugGet the Colonizing berry picker mug.

Colon colonizer

A man that engages in sexual activity with another man with or without consent.
Fleece Johnson a well known colon colonizer was nick named The Booty Warrior.
by Mikodo May 22, 2025
mugGet the Colon colonizer mug.

Colon fogerty

The act of performing a fart transfer into a female's rectum then proceeding to go down on her. During this, she farts her (your) fart into your mouth in which you proceed to cup the gas in your cheek and immediately jump on top, stick your penis inside and blow the fart transfer directly I to her nose while she blows it out through her mouth back into your nose for you both to enjoy the euphoric sensation of the ultimate fart transfer
Me and my girl tried the colon fogerty last night, I've never cummed so hard in my life
by ...skankhunt42 December 27, 2021
mugGet the Colon fogerty mug.

To Colonize One's Virgin Island

To take one's virginity.
"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
by kk_a December 28, 2024
mugGet the To Colonize One's Virgin Island mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email