Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit
My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.
by The Vacuum January 16, 2018
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semi-colon

It is used when the author wants to end an sentence but chooses not to.

deeper meaning: It is when someone wants to end their life but chooses not to.
I will end my life in a semi-colon.
by BimToTheBap March 16, 2019
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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
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Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 14, 2022
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colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022
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Rolling Colon

The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass
My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.
by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021
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Golden colon cleansing

Stan showed Alice what it was to get a golden Colon cleansing, the mess was horible
by Hugesten November 28, 2023
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