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Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe
"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy
by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018
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cluster frigg

A multitude of things going horribly wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- mostly caused by stupidity.
Wow, that guy in the red truck really cluster frigged traffic this morning.
by brown g. November 21, 2010
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clusters

doctor: soz u have clusters

person: nooo
by EGB1 June 20, 2022
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Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
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Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.
Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"
by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017
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CLUSTER FUCK

A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT EVEN SMOKEY THE BEAR COULD NOT PUT OUT
THE PATIENT CREATED A CLUSTER FUCK FOR THEIR FUTURE APPOINTMENTS.
by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025
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