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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe
"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy
by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018
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cluster muck

A phrase used by Stephen King in 'Under the Dome' a more PC way of saying cluster F&%$!!!! discribes a situation like FUBAR or SNAFU
the snoclops guy..roch ny
after 911 the airports have turned into a cluster muck!
by snoclops December 17, 2012
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Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.
Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.
by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014
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Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.
Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"
by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017
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CLUSTER FUCK

A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT EVEN SMOKEY THE BEAR COULD NOT PUT OUT
THE PATIENT CREATED A CLUSTER FUCK FOR THEIR FUTURE APPOINTMENTS.
by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025
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