Cluster Berries

noun, meaning the bits of poo left behind that get tangled in the hair surrounding the anus.

Andrew couldn't help but wonder if he wiped well enough after going to the toilet having only used only a tiny sheet of toilet paper to remove the tangled cluster berries.

by Teo B October 7, 2009

Clusterfuckle

A gathering of retards or fuckheads

and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.

by totallynotchris June 28, 2010

Cluster Fluff

A polite version of Cluster Fuck

Since the cluster fluff of extending rail service to Waikanae, retimetabling for overcrowding and not introducing the Matangi trains on time, you all probably know by now that the Melling Line trains have been replaced by rail replacement buses, and are leaving from the dreaded platform 9 at Wellington Station.

by Dr Omega May 4, 2011

Clusterphobia

A usually correct fear that a plan or action will result in a huge mistake.

The feeling you get when you see things fall apart right before your very eyes.

As I listened to the proposal, I felt a growing case of clusterphobia raising the hairs at the back of my neck.

by Chefspam December 14, 2013

Clusterfuckanado

Any event with the ability to disrupt an entire city. The perfect example is SXSW in Austin Texas every year.

I attended my first SXSW this week, it was a real clusterfuckanado.

by Davebuoy March 15, 2015

Clusterfuck

An amalgamation of fucks.

Clusterfuck. My pick up truck done broke down at the side of the road my dog died, I done lost my girl and I have herpes.

by Nosenseatall August 3, 2015

clusterbitch

1: Noun: A person who has multiple personalities or moods that portray bitch like characteristics.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.

1: Guy 1: Dude, what is with your girlfriend? She even nags when she's happy.

Guy 2: She's just a huge

clusterbitch.

2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.

by Fat Sheamus October 27, 2017