Clock Munching

1. A person who stays at work longer than neccassary to suck up as much pay time as possible.

2. A person who stays at work to suck up as much overtime as possible.
John is clock munching, he finished his work a half hour ago but has not clocked out yet.

John has clock munched for 24 hrs strait and refuses to go home to his family.
by Lawdawg 50 March 06, 2008
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kill clock

Sometimes used as an initiation routine by gangs they set a new member a kill clock where they have to kill a set number of members of a rival gang in a set time.
Sometimes used as a form of blackmail that if a gang member doesn’t complete a kill clock someone close to them may be harmed/killed.
Sometimes organised by inmates wanting to get to someone on the outside using their gang-contacts.
"You have 24 hours to kill as many rival gang-members or someone close to you will pay... The kill clock is ticking"
by Brizza July 08, 2006
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On The Clock Dump

Taking a poop at work while getting paid.
Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning On The Clock Dump.
by hangnail1 June 27, 2012
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put the clock on

To time. To measure with a timer.
Move boy, we put the clock on you.
by ben42 May 25, 2007
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alarm clock

THE number 1 drink for early tailgates or day drinks. Consists of malt liquor, orange juice, and pre-workout powder. Drink in excess and you'll be awake and alive for the party.
"The dage starts at 8AM, we better make some alarm clocks"
by Fratrick Star October 28, 2012
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Clock Crew

OMG, did you see Shamrock's new flash? It owns!

Yeah, just like all the other Clock Crew flashes!
by ShamrockClock January 25, 2006
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alarm clock

the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.
dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.
by swami February 17, 2005
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