Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."

by Chumper December 29, 2003

chumpkin

when a man jacks off while taking a shit

i was so hard up for a blumpkin, i gave myself a chumpkin.

by martydog74 August 16, 2003

chump

Somebody stupid nuf to put their real name in an urban dictionary definition.

Don't try to suck start yo lawnmowa. You actin like a chump. Might as well submit yo real name, foo.

by skymonster September 22, 2006

chump

A person that generally thinks they are not being an asshole, when actually deep down inside they are total asswipes! and are hurting in some way or another.

a chumps self-worth is bloated by the sheer fact that they are imbeciles.

by anonymous June 9, 2005

chumplet

An exceptionally small variety of chump, ranging from gullible children, stupid animals, or foolish midgets.

Hey, look - those children are climbing into that white, windowless, unmarked van. What chumplets.

by Brash December 9, 2008

chino chumps

those strange ppl that still wear chinos!

by tiny tiny June 6, 2003

Chummy

A Chubby Tummy, also described as a larger than normal stomach

My chummy hurts, I have a chummy

by matthew charles II January 13, 2010