A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20
by jeff roller October 7, 2020
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sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.
may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.
may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.
person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."
by alitair March 22, 2021
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Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.
I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth.
Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?
Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?
by Pax1741 January 1, 2022
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Get the chooker mug.when a bowling pin is injected into a womens vagina while the mans dick is being sucked and your both againt the wall wearing bowling shoes.
teryll and charles went to tha bowling alley, &+ kept the shoes, went home &+ pulled a crooked strike to get rid of the horny tension they had.
by Teryll &+ Charles August 10, 2007
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