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Chocolate Puma

The act of penetrating an anus, whilst the other party deficates around ones penis.
Oh Johnny just chocolate puma'd that bad boy
by Check out my gravel pit January 10, 2020
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Chocolate conveyer belt

Mr. Cringe's conveyer belt used for moving chocolate and drugs. Also. Butt stuff.
Hello there. Would you like to go for a ride of my chocolate conveyer belt.
by lBrosephStalinl April 7, 2022
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Chocolate button eyes

Chocolate button eyes are beautiful deep brown eyes with thick dark lashes. If you need a visual take a look at Joseph Quinn, a handsome, kind, phenomenal actor.
“You have the most beautiful eyes in the world.” “Thank you, my mum used to call them chocolate button eyes.”
by harrychryfry September 1, 2022
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chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006
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chocolate dong eater

one who sucks black cocks
by Anonymous June 3, 2003
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A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier
by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010
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Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.
John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night
by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011
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