Carter

A boy that is amazing. He’s cares about people and he’ll try to talk to you whenever he gets a chance. He messes around around his friends but when he’s around you he’s different, in a good way. He’ll text you all night long if he wants to. If you lose him he’ll be really hard to get over. He’s an amazing person and one of the best people you’ll ever meet. He’s super cute too.

1 “Who are you talking to?”

2“Why?”

1“Because you keep smiling :)”
2“It’s umm.. Carter”
1 “OOHHHH GURLLL GET HIM!!”
2 “STOP hehe”

by Lovestowritedefs. October 14, 2018

chartjunk

All visual elements in charts and graphs that are not necessary to comprehend the information represented on the graph, or that distract the viewer from this information.

Coined by Edward Tufte, PhD
Professor Emeritus of Political Science, Statistics, and Computer Science at Yale University;
Member, Recovery Independent Advisory Panel for President Barack Obama

(1) USA Today had a graph with so much chartjunk all over it I couldn't even tell what the point was.

(2) His PowerPoint had so much clipart ! All that chartchunk hid so much of the real info that I was able to fall asleep for the whole talk.

by ksmanning March 25, 2010

Chartism

Chartism is a life threatening disease. First it attacks your stomach adding an extra 240 pounds a day. Second you start to loose hair on your head and it goes to your asswhole. You might also get mental illnesses that coordinate with chartism. This disease has affected only one person and has been going on for 13 years. This disease may also make one fatter than possible. Another symptom is looking like calliou.

That kid on that team is fat, bald, and dumb, must have chartism.

by Vinson Avery and Bruce May 24, 2017

charter parts

Body parts that are typically covered but don’t have to be if you so choose; like buttcheeks in a thong bikini or a man’s nipple!

Come on in! We’re taking body shots off of our charter parts!

by gorbubaloo July 9, 2020

Topple Charted

To add an exceptionally well deserved exclamation to any sentence.

"Damn girl that's topple charted!"

by B Kackes March 3, 2009

piemont comunity charter

a hell like school where your sole dies

i have to go to hell aka piemont comunity charter

by jalyn270 October 5, 2016

Carthag

n.
1. Short form of Carthag The Pernicious, an ancient being of unspeakable horror. Carthag writes the Arts and Culture section for the popular satire site Monkey-Breath.com and reviews films on rottentomatoes.com.

1. Carthag will destroy all with his imperceptible power!

2. Carthag loved Wall-E, but hated Hancock.

by Drake78 July 4, 2008