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caleb

A monkey in a space suit. Usually scrounging the galaxy for cheese and bananas. If you see a caleb it is highly recommended that you greet it from a distance before approaching. This is done in the following manner:
1-face the caleb
2-standing on your right foot, hold your left leg with your right hand.
3-with your left hand make a fist
4-put left fist into mouth (it is important that you shove the entire fist into your mouth, if any knuckle is showing the caleb will charge)
5-jump up and down on your right foot

If you do the above correctly, the caleb then bow and allow you to approach.
Look at that caleb swinging from the ceiling. How does a channel get defined as an M!pick channel... is there such a thing?
by Caleb Cittadino August 28, 2008
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chalkboard

(verb) To exaggerate tenuous or dubious connections, as Glenn Beck might with the aid of his chalkboard.
Man, Breitbart was really chalkboarding about Obama running Occupy!
by emcro September 22, 2012
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a very hot male that everyone likes.
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Turd Chalet

n. An out house or gas station restroom. Also known as a shitter.
I stopped to get gas and Kyle T. had hot mud butt and had to use the turd chalet.
by Jawilly20 January 5, 2008
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chale

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Dirty caleb

The act of jacking off to a guy who kinda looks like a girl
"No mom im not gay, i was just doing a Dirty Caleb"
by The All Knowing Ash Main March 16, 2021
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