Carted

Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.

Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."

by jon88 March 23, 2009

Nick Carter

A beautiful white boy with blond hair and blue eyes and voice of an angel, Nick is adored by white and black fans all over the world.

Nick is so beautiful!

by xKaylaMichellex July 4, 2005

Catterick condom

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.

Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?

by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008

Jimmy Carter

The obama of his generation.

Obama is a carbon copy of Jimmy Carter.

by wjc April 11, 2008

nick carter

A hot, sexy, blonde boy in the backstreet boys. He is loved by millions of girls...like me...lol. He was born to sing. He's the best guy around. He's a HOTTIE. Love ya Nick!!! *kiss* *kiss* xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Nick Carter left Paris Hilton to be with me.

by emily123nicklover July 12, 2006

Carter

A person you is very manipulative and sneaky so he can get all the girls. He is cute in texts but turns around and stabs you in the back. You find yourself falling all over him and you just can't hold yourself back. He never really knows what he wants so, he just goes for every girl in hopes he will like them. All the girls end up falling in love with him.

You know someone's a carter when you see it.

by Cheeseit26 January 19, 2014

cantelope

a fruit that is only good for fucking

me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist

by hpkid March 2, 2005