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Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.
I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist
by Zacdastan May 28, 2017
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Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
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Sky Cancer

A term used for Aircraft Carriers in World of Warships. It is commonly used by people playing destroyers or who's ship has a below average AA.
Person 1:This FDR pisses me off.

Person 2:Of course, it's sky cancer but do you expect Wargaming to do anything
by TimelessHatesCV's March 31, 2021
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bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened
mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer
by ninaur November 16, 2022
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Terminal Majora Cancer

The lack of human reflexes, knowledge and general motor skills are some of the symptoms a victim would experience in the later stages of this disease. it is quite common for a victim to become psychotic, driven mad by the pure stupidity that lingers in their brain.
"dude that's sad, the Terminal Majora Cancer hit him hard man"
by joffry September 27, 2017
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Marshall's Cancer

Cancer that cant be cured at all.
You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.
by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019
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Sound of cancer

1. The sound of a Disability choir a tone deaf singer
2. The handicapped student screaming in the hallway

3. When you in Sacarment meeting (Church) and all you hear is crying.
1. All I could hear in that musical was the Sound of cancer.
2. Teacher! Close the classroom door before the Sound of cancer gets louder!

3.I hate church, all I hear is toddlers producing the Sound of cancer
by Dentor February 16, 2020
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