Metro Card

1) Useless cards that bend easily and wreck easily and get lossed easily. But because god hates us this is how New Yorkers are forced to take the train, or go on the bus. you go to a machine and place the amount of money you want, than pray you dont sit on it.

2) A dumb move when someone goes up to a girl and quicky chops or slides his hand down her ass or vagina than yells "Metro Card!" Ussually a comback when a girl bankoks you.

1) Books, pencils, paper, metr...
MA! WERE THE HELL IS MY METRO CARD? IM GONNA BE LATE! GODDAMMIT!!!

2)Sandra: Hey whats that?!
Me: whats what? *turns away*
Sandra: BANGKOCK! *Smacks balls*
Me: AHH! Not infront of my mom!
Sandra: Weres your mom? *turns away*
Me: METRO CARD *Chops vagina and runs like hell*

by Rattlesnake316 August 23, 2005

Credit Card

When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls

You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded

by Urban Dictionary July 20, 2008

face card

$100 Bill

A face card is a hundred dolla bill, a very hard long stare is a grill. RIP Big L Flamboyant for life

by Ryan Smith October 3, 2003

Caiden

Sweet baby boy, or sweet child. Well minded, great and often funny personality. Loved by all. Has a temper and wants his own way a lot of the time. Very spoiled.

"Caiden is very spoiled, but still a sweet kid."

by NIKI 1204 October 22, 2008

cardboard pizza

n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly crappy crust.

a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.

"hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and I'll get us a movie."

by Raccoon December 16, 2003

caidence

The most beautiful creature to ever walk the planet. She will mezmerize you with her eyes and olive toned skin. If you find a Caidence, play her a song because her name means "rythm of music".

"Oh Caidence! You make me want to sing a song."

by JessicaRocks! September 4, 2014

Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine

Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor

by WhouDeeny September 24, 2018