When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.
Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"
Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."
Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"
Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."
Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."
Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"
Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."
by westfalia October 7, 2010
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Australian slang(?)
1. To laugh in a shrill manner
2. A humorous situation that would induce such a laugh
Short for "cackle":
1. To make the shrill cry characteristic of a hen after laying an egg.
2. To laugh or talk in a shrill manner.
1. To laugh in a shrill manner
2. A humorous situation that would induce such a laugh
Short for "cackle":
1. To make the shrill cry characteristic of a hen after laying an egg.
2. To laugh or talk in a shrill manner.
"We were, like, at Maccas, and Sheila was drinking a milkshake, and like, she laughed and it came out her nose. What a cack!"
by frood March 10, 2005
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A small animated creature that lives in the Village of Oville on the Island of Pax. Not unlike an elaborate Smurf Village. The online game is similar to Club Penguin and Webkinz but for a younger group. Child safety is the goal of this company.
The 51 citizens of Oville include six grownups, ten Cackleberries, a few denizens and a bunch of friends. Cackleberries are born of dormant bird, fish, reptile or insect eggs. Each Cackleberry has an ethnic genealogy but no race.
by Mumbee53 August 10, 2009
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Hey whats the answer to this problem?
I don't know. But it can suck my cack!!
Like Javi?
Yes. Javi can suck my cack! And he will choke on it too! LOL
I don't know. But it can suck my cack!!
Like Javi?
Yes. Javi can suck my cack! And he will choke on it too! LOL
by The Yello Sub December 11, 2010
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