caledonia

a forever crippled bitch

*some guy broke his leg*
another guy: ur a caledonia

by quenchurthirst January 9, 2019

vagina cable

a penis

ow! there goes my vagina cable

by d@P+0 December 19, 2008

a so-called friend

men named anthony usually italian and sorta tall.

the guy who tryed stealing your girlfriend; that asshole you thought was your friend; "a so-called friend"

by captain skylark May 17, 2006

Fibre-optic cable

A thing that we have to find in IT

Alana is alive and so is lichi

by samy March 15, 2004

getting called out

Sarcastic reference to one poster on a message board grandstanding and offering to fight another poster in real life. Harkens back to bad high school days.

Dude 1: You don't like my political views? I'm going to drive up there and kick your ass!

Dude 2: Oh yeah, he totally called him out.
Dude3: Will he do this before or after home ec?

by madgrad January 24, 2003

The cable guy

When you're fuckin your girl doggy style and you shove the remote up her ass, punching her in the back making her clamp her butt hole on the remote.. Resulting in the channel changing on the tv. Repeat until desired channel is met. First preformed by Mayo and Mary Mc-All-Star.

Mayo: "I cable guyed my bitch last night.. took me 50 punches to get to ESPN!"

Friend: "Damn we'll have to rename you Mayo the cable guy!"

by Mary127 May 10, 2010

bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.

Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!

by weave March 24, 2003