CANTERBURY GIRLS

Canterbury Girls
The Meaning of Poor

They dont count, they go to canterbury

by UNTS-1 April 30, 2005

cant

an actual word tom! ;

i cant run for chocolate !(H)

by befbef March 24, 2008

Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

CANT

Complex And Needlessly Technical. Overly complex, overly convoluted. The antonym to KISSor Kept It Simple Stupid. Describes systems or processes that are complicated for complexity's sake. First used in 2007 at British Telecom plc to describe their Order to Bill system.

What a CANT that Sarbannes-Oxley procedure is!!

by Michael Willcocks January 1, 2009

Caat

Originally was a joke in respects to the Walmart Cart Boys to describe a cart. It was later adapted by a babbling idiot named OTL, who proceeded to use it and point in all sorts of directions, leaving listeners very confused.

Mopar: Matt, did you like that movie?
OTL(Matt): AGAGAGAGAGAGA *points* CAAAAAAAATS.

by Dave Pro November 8, 2004

cantankerous

Someone who is old and crabby. Annoys you to no end.

OZK was being cantankerous when he refused to tell me what I wanted to know.

by JC Hats January 9, 2008

cantelec

A small electrical retailer in south east England... The sort of place that welcomes all of the least able to cope with selection of a basic appliance. The sort of person that starts a phone conversation, "Oh hello, i wonder if you can help me?" - Damn i need a new job?! lol

leaky gas bottle? Get yourself down to Cantelec!! They'll offer you friendly service, and great prices....go in, youll have a Blast!

by steve aka stig January 4, 2007