Crippling Erection

A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.

"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection

by Erectile misfunction October 8, 2021

rumple crimple toes

A person with athletes foot

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Cunt Crippler

Another word for a hetrosexual rapist.

Did you hear about that girl Sarah who got attacked by a cunt crippler

by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008

chocolate chipples

When nipples protrude through a shirt and are the shape of chocolate chips.

Suzi: Ben, your nipples are looking very erect today, i rather like it.

Ben: Why thank you. =D

Stacy: Ben's got chocolate chipples!

by Suzunu October 5, 2006

crippla

better than cronic .. slang for crippler .. the best knock u on ur ass bud there is.

"i got tore up at Matts house smokin da crippla" .. DOUG

by Jessi April 20, 2005

Crapple

A shot of Crown Apple with a splash of cranberry.

Ay bitch we need 3 crapples.

by breezy929 May 17, 2016

crimpled

An adjective used to describe a car that has been damaged, whether it be simply dented or smashed beyond repair.

An old woman backed into my car yesterday and now my shit is crimpled!

by Brosti August 6, 2005