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party cough 

The girl seemed hot until I heard her party cough.
party cough by supersab August 5, 2010
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bum cough 

A release of mucous and various toxic particulates from a homeless person dispersed in a broadcast pattern. Normally seen on a crowded mass transit system such as a train or bus.
Damn man that fucking dude just bum coughed you!
bum cough by Croman February 13, 2014

sphincter cough 

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life
Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

sphincter cough by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007

Test Cough

An cough that only arises when in a quiet place or during an important exam when surrounded by other people. You know you're annoying the other people around you but you can't do anything about it.
Person 1: I think I bombed that test.
Person 2: Why do you say that? I thought you studied hard.
Person 1: I did, but I had a case of test cough the entire time. I couldn't stop thinking about how annoying I was to the people around me and that made me cough more.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.
Test Cough by Pogo510 November 18, 2009

fake cough 

a tactic used when smoking weed to make the person ahead of you in the circle hit a cashed bowl. a well-timed fake cough after your hit makes them think the bowl is burning strong, so they will take a strong puff, only to find themselves with a mouth full of ash.
if you ever fall victim to the fake cough, the best option is to execute the double fake cough on the next person in line, thereby making them take an even more cashed hit.

note- someone who likes to sneak a hit may be unaffected by the nastiness of the fake cough.
wait a minute, this bowl is cashed as fuck...the fake cough! i should have known, it was cashed last time i hit it.
fake cough by Leroyjenkins May 16, 2007

Wet Cough 

The act of waking up, being hungover and talking to other people after a party not realising that your fellow partygoers have imparted their own personal liquid DNA somewhere on your person... this is usually obvious to everyone but yourself.
Cho: Greened out and had to go out to spew. Meeting <dongname> at back of tent after monkeys see you there

Reilly: Man I'm glad I made him a wet cough this morning
Wet Cough by mrgilly August 17, 2007