Beard Rape

Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.
When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!
by cum nugget June 21, 2010
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beard burn

(noun): a patch of red skin left after one's facial hair rubs against the skin of another. it usually leaves one feeling itchy for a few hours to a day. extrememy uncomfortable. is usually a result of making out.
Dude: "Yo girl, why you twitchin' n scratchin' that red jank on your neck?"

Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
by allisonisreal January 09, 2010
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Shavo beard

adj. The greatest goatee ever to grace God's green earth, created and worn by a Mr. Shavo Odadijan, the bassist for System of a Down. This term is used to describe either a person who wears this beard or the beard itself.
Look at that guys awesome Shavo Beard! - one System of a Down fan to another

Dude, that guy is one insane Shavo Beard. -
one badass to another
by #1 System Fan March 07, 2009
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anal beard

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.
by TommiGunn March 16, 2004
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Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??
by Braam October 07, 2014
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Bearded Urinal

Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?
Did you see the goatee on that Bearded Urinal? You could've shaved it with a razor!
by JRBesq January 04, 2008
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beard of allah

A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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