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Burger Boy

The fat kid at school who always makes excuses for buying a burger at lunch everyday.
Person 1: Oi burger boy
Burger Boy: fuck off cunt we ran out of bread
Person 1: so you mean to say you haven’t had bread for the entire year and that’s why you buy a burger everyday.

Burger boy: yeees
Burger Boy by Skanky the whale July 13, 2020
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Reverse Burger 

When a white man stick his meat between a black girls buns..
Guy : Hey black beauty... are you hungry?!.. cos you look like you need a reverse burger...

Girl: I want to fuck you..

Number 15 burger king foot lettuce 

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittingly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Guy 1: Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Guy 2: oh

Burger King 

Burger King owns McDonald's face.
Burger King by Dave May 13, 2005

Burghasm 

When a series of things so awesomely Pittsburgh related occur at the same time and/or in the same location, causing an emotional and physical excitement characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals.
I was sitting in Primanti Brothers drinking some Iron City with Donnie Iris when WDVE started playing The Clarks right after they finished interviewing Jerome Bettis about how he and Mario Lemieux convinced Bob Nutting to sell the Pirates to Bill Mazeroski... I Burghasmed all over myself.
Burghasm by Ken Wregget October 15, 2010

shit burger 

An unholy concoction that Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown wants to feed to sportswriters in the 1989 baseball classic, Major League.
I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit burger to eat!
shit burger by T Ryan August 4, 2011