Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 18, 2018

Right Bumper

A word used to define a 'sneaky' or 'clever' trick or physical attribute some one can do. From the the Xbox 360 controller's right bumper making your character do some amazing trick in a video game.

Man: Dude I just kicked this drunk Chuck Norris style!
Man2: Cool, that IS totally right bumper man!

by Philyo1 January 28, 2010

jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend

dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper

by the hammer gammer May 22, 2022

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

boat bumper

A slang term for vagina to vagina sexual contact.

I caught my sister and her best friend in the middle of a boat bumper session!

by Jrod2113 October 05, 2017

Bumper Allen

A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees

Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker

Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen

by Treblemaker_Girl2003 February 06, 2023

Dumper bumper

To act, or be a queerosexual and or act like the gay, fudge packer Tom Cruise.

In prison don't drop your soap because you could get sexually assaulted by a dumper bumper.

by Michael Boner November 12, 2010