Men or immature boys who can't decide the difference between booty calls or a real relationship. They are like the lost boys from Peter Pan who choose to never grow up!
by anonymous one for the pages June 18, 2008
Get the ex boyfriendmug. 
Someone who will want you back after they see that you are happy without them. They will also admit they were bad to make you feel better. He might admit that he's changed.
My ex-boyfriend started talking to me just because he saw my relationship status change. He told me he's changed... BS!
by musiclover_teen July 19, 2012
Get the Ex-Boyfriendmug. Millions of women leave their significant others at home while they take Zumba Fitness Classes (because their significant others refuse to take Zumba Fitness). This has resulted in the phenomena of the "Zumba Boyfriend": The cool (cause he is not afraid to shake his booty), token male, (or few males) in a Zumba Fitness class, that women want to hang out with during every class.
See Also: Neglected Zumba Husband
See Also: Neglected Zumba Husband
Jim refuses to come to Zumba Fitness class with me, but that's OK cause I always get to dance next to Rueben, my "Zumba Boyfriend."
by zumbagirlfriend April 28, 2011
Get the Zumba Boyfriendmug. v.: to hide things that one may not want a boyfriend to see, such as; letters from ex-boyfriends, pictures of you with old boyfriends, trinkets gathered from dates with ex-boyfriends, that picture of you before you felt confident with your body, anything that has to do with an ex-boyfriend or a male friend.
Vicky: Hey do you still have that picture of you, Jimmy, my date and I from when we went on that group date?
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight.
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight.
by ijustwanttosubmitaword May 20, 2010
Get the boyfriend-proofmug. when a girl is approached by a guy/guys and they begin to carry out a conversation, during which the girl mentions her boyfriend. then, all of a sudden, the guy(s) make up excuses to no longer talk to her. After dropping the boyfriend bomb, the guy(s) scatter.
Bill: I was having a lively conversation with Sarah from down the street until she dropped the boyfriend bomb. Then i decided it wasn't worth pursuing and told her I had to go help my mom cook dinner.
by yourfavoriteg!rl_ October 28, 2009
Get the boyfriend bombmug. some weird type of guy that teenage girls idealize as the PERFECT BOYFRIEND like some fairytale movie- even though in reality guys are just guys, like girls are just girls.
He is perfect in every superficial way: he screenshots your every snaps, he sends CUTE texts, and HUGS you, and gives you his HOODIE. He is perfect, and also uses VSCO. Also, he is also just an idea and not an actual human. So there’s that.
He is perfect in every superficial way: he screenshots your every snaps, he sends CUTE texts, and HUGS you, and gives you his HOODIE. He is perfect, and also uses VSCO. Also, he is also just an idea and not an actual human. So there’s that.
omg I wanna have a VSCO boyfriend!!!! he would be perfect and cute in every way!!! omg I love being stuck in a fantasy world!!!
by thatmanadrian May 27, 2019
Get the VSCO boyfriendmug.