Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE

peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING

by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025

Garage Boozing

An old phrase used by parents to describe the way they used to party back in their day. (Often used to discourage their ginger offspring from doing the same).

Dad: I dont want you guys doing any garage boozing tonight!
Ginger daughter: But dad I haven't garage boozed all week!

by Butt Trucker June 9, 2011

booze cleanse

Similar to Juice Cleanse but with alcohol, drank to the point where all previously eaten meals are vomited out of the body, thus cleansing it. Usually conducted during the weekend or, occasionally, during a family reunion.

Man, i guess i got too much turkey.. Might as well just booze cleanse til dessert arrives.

by vlsn September 28, 2017

Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol

shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance

by Takethepissoutofshaun July 12, 2017

booze

something that you should always drink a lot of

she drank a ton of booze last night and got blackout drunk

by fuckyouifyoureantidrug August 15, 2020