AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE
peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING
by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025
the official theertham (offeratory holy drink) offered to devotees by the swag temple. may be consumed raw (for staunch devotees who are actually swag), with mixers (for beginners on the path to swag who cannot yet handle the full power of this mystical brew), or mixed with codeine and HAIR BOOZE if you are the most swag peechut alive aka me
all devotees of the swag deity will be dispensed the holiest of drinks, the most sacred brew in this plane of existence, the one, the only, henessy xo, at the nearest dispensary of swag, by commandment of the supreme grand peechut, peebhas.
by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025
by swagtemplemanagementcomittee February 02, 2025
peechut
often converses with another peechut named peenoy
**for context given to me by peebhas himself, the "pee" in peechut means shit in chennai anna nagare style tamil even though pee should be pee it means shit and everyone knows what chut means right????
often converses with another peechut named peenoy
**for context given to me by peebhas himself, the "pee" in peechut means shit in chennai anna nagare style tamil even though pee should be pee it means shit and everyone knows what chut means right????
peebhas may be a big pissant peechut niggandu, but he is still the grand peechut supreme who leads the followers towards swag.
by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025