Super Boner

A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.

She gave me a super boner so bad it wouldn't go away all night. I still hurt bro.

by Lil_Buddy December 2, 2009

dance boner

The generation of a spontaneous erection generated from the friction generated from vigorous, shameless grinding.

"I totally popped a dance boner last night when I was grinding on Jenny."

by Cliff Thomas June 13, 2005

Virtue Boner

A virtue boner is an erection that occurs as the result of reading or hearing something that could possibly be interpreted as being prejudice or offensive to an at-risk group. Unlike traditional erections that are satiated by masturbation or sexual intercourse, the virtue boner can only be satisfied by smugly declaring your moral superiority over the transgressor and then gently snapping your fingers.

When Karen heard John say the gender pay gap isn't necessarily the result of gender discrimination, Karen got a huge virtue boner and got John fired for being a sexist.

by teh_hax December 4, 2018

boner in the frat

A man who thinks he’s fuckin chill, but actually is a pussy fuck. Kids that think they "trap" but are actually those dudes drinking mikes hard and dancing to mainstream alternative music. Those dudes who consistently say things like “Squaa” or “Dank!”. In addition, any fuck that regularly talks about turning up or how he "got so fucked up" is a classic Boner in the Frat.

Drinking mikes hard=BITF
Drinking only beer=BITF
Ordering chocolate milk at a local food establishment=BITF
Duff=BITF

(1)Sarah: "He took 5 shots and hes already passed out in the bathtub"
Jim:"Wow, whata fuckin boner in the frat"

(2)Mike:"Damn, that dude just killed that entire handle and hes not even fucked up"
John:"That dude is no boner in the frat"

by FratCaptain November 13, 2014

Power Boner

When you have so much power that it goes to your head. And then it goes to your other head.

Person 1: I got promoted to manager at my job!
Person 2: Don't let it give you a power boner dude.

by Justin Kimsin November 13, 2016

No work boner

The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.

I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.

by Skae310 January 26, 2011

Boner Baron

A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.

The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.

by HappyGoJacky December 8, 2013