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Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin

The act of a man pooping during a house party. A girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he poops. To seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.
Dave: What are you doing in here?
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
by Skeet Cannon September 19, 2009
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Gofer Bobbing

When you realy need to have a shit and the muscles of your arse are about to give in and the head of your shit is popping in and out of your arse like a gofer bobbing in and out of its hole also konwn as Prarrie Dogn or Turtle necking
If I dont get to a toilet soon we'll all be in trouble im gofer bobbing
by Aaron McLeod July 16, 2007
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bobbing for apples

where a female is blind folded and on her knees and a male stands over her head and while blind folded the female has to try to suck the males balls
Tamantha went bobbing for apples with Tyron.
by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006
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Babbit

A cute nickname for someone you love. Combination of Baby and Rabbit.
"Hey Babbit, i love you :) !"
by bomjedam December 20, 2009
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Bobbing

The act of jerking off in front of an audience.
You were so drunk last night that you pulled out your dick and started bobbing in front of everyone!
by Sporto1 August 9, 2012
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Bobbi

The nastiest kind of Woman alive. Usually a Wiccan of some kind. Feeds raw meat to her animals, Bites little children, gets DUI's and says "Shame on you" quit a lot. She is the kind of woman who gets plastic surgery so that she can attract more victims. Her main goal in life is to screw as many people out of their money as possible. There are some really nice things about a Bobbi though: She is nice to dogs, Rottweilers in particular, loves goats and chickens. She is very smart and is an avid reader. However smart she is, she still remains very awkward in social settings and folks usually walk away “not quit sure” about her. She has a good sense of humor as long as you are not poking fun at her. Usually Brunette with no ass. Strange, but in general this kind of woman has almost no booty, but usually will have quite big boobs and quite fake boobs. She is beautiful in dim light but come light of day you will realize that she has been “39” for A LONG TIME.

* Be warned Bobbi's DO NOT care if a man is married- In fact that is just a bit more of a challenge for her. So women be warned: if a girl called Bobbi is a "friend" to your husband be VERY suspicious.
"I'm serious! she just thru raw meat onto my carpet for her animals! yes, onto my WHITE carpet. That Bobbi is one strange chick"
“She is suing for sexual harassment even after she chased him?? Wow- that is a Bobbi if I’ve ever heard of one”
by BoobieJ December 4, 2010
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Bobbitt

A male, that is heterosexual, that has a long rod and is good in bed
Girl 1: Heard you hit the club last night?

Girl 2: Yea, I met a Bobbitt!
by Who are you again November 14, 2011
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